Get that nit comb through those strands,
This lice lotion best of brands,
Naught point naught between the prongs,
Not short hair, but two feet long.
Look, they're dying, I think we're winning,
Eyes all bloodshot, red and stinging.
Don't be silly, don't start to whine,
Mummy's got to be cruel to be kind.
Crisis over! What do you think?
Still got to get rid of that terrible stink.
Back to school, back to civilization.
Ready to pick up another infestation!
To My Treasured Friend
Though there is gold up in the mountains,
Just Want A Happy Life
I live with depravity,
Poem For A Friend
If I could write a poem,
I'm Glad I Have A Friend Like You
It started as just a hug and grew into a kiss,
The One....
You're the one for me
My Love...
You make me laugh and smile
If You Must Go
If you must go, then go for a while
Pay Attention To Me
Buzz, buzz in your ear,
Deer And Beer
Look at that deer
I Don't Sleep Because Of You
I don't go to sleep at night