Best Of Brands

Get that nit comb through those strands,

This lice lotion best of brands,

Naught point naught between the prongs,

Not short hair, but two feet long.

Look, they're dying, I think we're winning,

Eyes all bloodshot, red and stinging.

Don't be silly, don't start to whine,

Mummy's got to be cruel to be kind.

Crisis over! What do you think?

Still got to get rid of that terrible stink.

Back to school, back to civilization.

Ready to pick up another infestation!

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