My Big Fat Cat

I own a big fat cat-

The fattest for miles around.

Wherever there's lots of food,

That's where he'll be found.

He's good at eating.

It's a talent, I suppose.

I'm sure if he keeps at it

He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat-

He weighs at least a ton.

He couldn't run to save his life.

Yes, he isn't much fun.

I'd like to tell you, Teacher,

I'd like to tell you straight,

I might have "accidentally" dropped

My homework in his plate.

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