On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Tears Of Love
Tears of pain run down my cheek,
Life Is Brevity
Life's brevity, so bittersweet,
Best Kinds
The best kinds of people are warm and kind.
Being With You
You bring the sunshine to my rain.
Love Sits On My Shoulder
Love sits on my shoulder and whispers in my ear.
As Is Life
It's strange the things you remember
No More Sadness
It's done and it's over
I Love Your Smile
I love your eyes and your soft sighs.
Feelings Of Love
It's an unexplained feeling that we all hope to find
Getting Over You
I'm sitting here trying to get over you.
