On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Without His Love
What has happened is never spoken,
Real Laughter
A little bit of laughter,
Monkey In The Middle
There once was a monkey in a city's zoo,
Listen To Mum
I remember when I was small and cool,
It's Really Up To You
One word can start a friendship,
Don't Neglect Your Love
Love is like a bicycle
Road To Nowhere
I like to blaze new trails
Deer And Beer
Look at that deer
The Reasons I Love
Your eyes sparkle like a light being shined on two beautiful emeralds,
Foreseeable Truth
I live in most, if not all, children.
