On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Life Brevity
Life's brevity, so bittersweet,
Come Fly With Me My Friend
Walk with me along the path,
Brain Food
Last night at dinner we had some fish,
Long Lost Friends
To feel that sense of comfort
Never Look Back
My darling, remember those days long ago,
Never Want To Say Goodbye
I think of her and our time together,
Two Beers...
Larry came into my bar
All About Girls
Girls!
Come A Little Closer
Come a little closer
Love Is...
I believe that love is loyalty.
