Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
If You Think
If you think you can reach the sky,
Don't Go Far Off, Not Even For A Day
Don't go far off, not even for a day, because --
Candy Tree Shops
If ice cream could be grown on the treetop,
Wish In A Dream
Hold onto your dream while mindful of time.
How It Used To Be
I saw her during recess
Memory Album
Memories are life's special moments
Love More Hurts
I don't get how you can't see
Deer And Beer
Look at that deer
Our Mysterious Love
As I lay here in the dark by your side,
The Love I Feel
To hold you close to having you near