Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
The Happiest Day Of My Life
The happiest day of my life
Keeping The Promises
Do you remember, when we were young, those promises we made?
My Lonely Show
A little bit angry through the years,
Sweet Birthday To You My Love
A wish for lots of birthday fun
A Tragic Bean Story
You told me not to fart mom,
Brighter Skies
If you awake to one more dreary day,
Descending Trousers
Oh, dear,
Undying Love
I told you I loved you.
From My Heart
A million stars up in the sky.
The Mysteries Of Love
Love is a mystery