all-time-jokes3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki...
3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki... Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di...
Tune phle batting kr li, ab bollowing nhi milegi...
We can never have All-rounders like Jacques Kallis in India, because ??? "Saale Tune pahli batting kar li na ? ab pehle bowling nahi milegi "
Alok Naths request to Mark Zuckerberg
Alok Nath meets Mark Zuckerberg . . . . . . and Requests for an Aashirwad button on Facebook.
Santa ne uthai sir pe kutubminar...
Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sir pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"...
Girl failed in english exam ? but she thinks its unpossible
Boy :- I heared you failed in english ? . . . . . . . . . . . Girl :- who telled you ? it is unpossible .. i sawed the result yesterday , i passed away" Boy :- ok bye !! Girl :- bye bye ..god blast
Teacher wears sun glasses ... but why ... ?
During My School Days My Teacher Always Used To Wear Sun Glasses,
Mahek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hogi...
Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti, Pine se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti. Botal ke satah ho agar Namkeen aur Gold flake, To Zindagi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti..!!
jaan de sakta h per daru nhi chor sakta
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki . . . . . 1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai but . . . DARU nahi chhor sakta...
Sending student out of the class isn't a punishment.
One of the best misconception in school/college life: . . . . . . . . . Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment...
Stupid Science
SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai.. Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai ! Stupid Science.
Cow and cats both are sisters ^_^
Cow & Cat both are sisters.. Now you must be thinking ke kaise?
Battameez chuha
Ek "CHUHA" THA ? ? ? ? , ? ? ! ? ? ( + ? ~ , ? ( , . . . ! Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya.. Warna itna kuch likha tha aap ki tarif me ki bus poocho hi mat.
Boss Vs. Employee
Boss : kaha Gaye the ?
2 Pagalo ki kahani
Ek pagal ne ek pagal ki jaan bachai
Baap pe hua charas ka asar
Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena,
Budhiya ne bnaya Daaku ko aaurat
Daaku (budhiya se) : jitna bhi maal he tere pass sab de de mujhe jaldi Budiya : ye le mera haar ye le mera jhumka Ye le meri payal Ye le meri nathni Ye le meri anguthi Ye le meri churiya Or
Result mai ye kya ho gya ^_^
During exam: . . Yeh bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . . . . . . . . . . . . In Result: yeh kyaa ho gaya...
FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Tell Me Properly
Rishta vahi soach nayi...
Boys girls ko item kyo kahte hai? Kyoki item means maal... Maal means paisa... Paisa means laxmi... Aur ladkiyo ko ghar ki laxmi kahte hai "Rishta vahi soch nAyi" ^_^
Bachhe ke Bill Gates se 5 sawal ^_^
Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates koletter likhta h
