all-time-jokesAmazing Glass
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’
The Railway Station
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.
Office of The Hindustan Times
A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
santa gets very angry!!!!
Santa and Banta in a heated argument.Santa gets very angry and shouts, "Suck my Dick,".Banta : Wat d hel? On 1 side we are fighting . & now u are trying to b romantic.
Correspondence Course
Sardar was driving car very fast. Trafic police caught him.
Sikh vs Pope
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy . Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community.
Wish well works
A couple went to a wish well.
1rs ka Petrol
Santa at petrol pump
Exide Battery
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Dhakka Start
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
Train ka Engine
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Lion and Sardars
Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells:
Side Effects
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why?
Keeping Secrets
Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto
Santa in ICU
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.
Santa's Curtains
Santa enters a store that sell curtains.
Banta's Date
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl has her finger in his butt, and she's reaming
Deep Mines
Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.
Santa`s Dream
Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.
Thai Restaurant
Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant.
