Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.
Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important.
God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.
Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.
God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.
God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"
Bill responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".
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No One Will Worried About Privacy When We Were Using This...
When Teacher says Dimag Tej Hai Bas Padhta Nahi
When Teacher says Dimag Tej Hai Bas Padhta Nahi
Mera Dil Nahi Manta Ki yeh Chamgadar khati hogi..
Mera Dil Nahi Manta Ki yeh Chamgadar khati hogi..
After Getting 50rs from relative.
Friend - Mujhe Haq Hai
Me To My Classmates
Me To My Classmates
Mouse vs Lion
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion. The
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AADHI RAATEk admi Pizza Hut se Pizza lene gayaPizza Wala: "Aap MARRIED Ho?Aadmi : Kutte, aise tufan mein kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi..:)
Me Whenever I Accept A New Friend Request
Me Whenever I Accept A New Friend Request
pati patni or naashta
सुबह सुबह बीवी ने कहा –सुनते हो, मेरे लिए नाश्ता बना दो ..
