Unknown Number

Posted on 27th Jan 2015 01:22 pm by mohit kumar

A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega

And he hangs up. After a while, he calls up again..

Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai. upset emoticon
Guy: Kahaan se hoga..
Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega.

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