A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a business acquaintance looking downcast.
“Jim, is everything okay?” he asked.
“No, it’s not. My son was expelled from college because his poor eyesight.”
The man was shocked, and replied “How could they expel your son for his eyesight?”
Jim answered, “He mistook the dean of women for one of the co-eds.”
Ek Chota Baccha
Ek chota baccha bahut der se,Ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki Ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha,Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana
When Students Don't Know The Answer But Still Continues To Write
Never under estimate the power of three things...
Never under estimate the power of three things : 1. Wife angry for a reason; 2. Wife angry without reason and 3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a reason.......!!!
Sharabi santa ka Pyar
संता शराब पीकर नंबर dial करता है , तभी लड़की की आवाज़ आती है ” Call करने के लिए आपके
Ladka - Mein Shadishuda Hu
Boss Vs. Employee
Boss : kaha Gaye the ?
Favorite DP of Every depressed Person
Kadak hai....
When You See Your GF female friends
English Attitude Wali Ladkiya
कुछ लड़कियां तो इतनी नकचढ़ी होती हैं कि अगर उन्हें कुत्ता भी काट ले तो...
Dictionary without word impossible...
Modi : There is no word like impossible in my dictionary.
