Father & Son


Posted on 22nd Jan 2015 03:28 pm by mohit kumar

पापा: बेटा आगे का क्या प्लान है?

होनहार बेटा: बस दसवीं में 98 परसेंट आ जायें फिर 2 साल की मेहनत और आईआईटी।

उसके बाद एक साल की और मेहनत फिर आईआईएम तब 20 लाख का जॉब पैकेज .......लाइफ हैप्पी।

नालायक बेटा: बस दसवीं पास हो जाये फिर "रोडीज" में से बाइक जीत के आऊंगा।

"स्पलिटविल्ला" में से आपकी बहु फिर "इमोशनल अत्याचार" से उसे प्रमाणित करवाऊंगा।

अच्छी रही तो ठीक, नही तो..... प्रोसेस रिपीट।

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