Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the Eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the only survivor?
If there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
Pandit- Apne BF Ka future Dekhna Chahti Hai
ज्योतिषी ( रीता से ) अच्छा तो आप अपने प्रेमी का भविष्य जानना चाहती हैं ?
Salmaan Ka Tohfa
अर्पिता की शादी में मिले तोहफों के बाद सुनने में आया है कि लड़कियां अब सलमान
Ajeet Ke Baccho Ka Naam
Patni Or Bhagwan
एक भक्त की तपस्या से खुश होकर प्रभु बोले, बोल बच्चा क्या चाहिय?
Cheating Karta Hai Tu
Cheating Karta Hai Tu
ICC To PCB Agle Decade Ko Mast Naha Dhoke Aana..
ICC To PCB Agle Decade Ko Mast Naha Dhoke Aana..
Funny Celebrity Jokes
Deepika: Will You Come To See My Chennai Express?Alia: No! IRCTC Site Is Not Working.
Tumhara Naam
Boy : Jaan, tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe? . .
Students are fearless
Two college principals argued that their students are fearless: . First college principle called the students n asked to jump in a sea full of sharks They jumped . Principal said: "See the guts"
Chand Jesi Biwi Chahiye
