Jhoothi girlfriend ^_^


Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 12:10 pm by amit yadav

Boy : Kahan per ho?

Girlfriend : Me apny Papa ki Corolla car me hoon.

Abhi driver mujhy club chhor de ga,
us k baad Mall me shopping ke liye jaungi,
tab tumhen call kerti hun.

Tum kahan per ho?
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Boy : Jis bus me tum agay bethi ho,
us k peechy me latka huwa hoon.
Tum kiraya mat dena me ny de diya hai...😈

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