Jhoothi girlfriend ^_^


Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 12:10 pm by amit yadav

Boy : Kahan per ho?

Girlfriend : Me apny Papa ki Corolla car me hoon.

Abhi driver mujhy club chhor de ga,
us k baad Mall me shopping ke liye jaungi,
tab tumhen call kerti hun.

Tum kahan per ho?
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Boy : Jis bus me tum agay bethi ho,
us k peechy me latka huwa hoon.
Tum kiraya mat dena me ny de diya hai...😈

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Apna Vyapaar Karunga

पढाई में अच्छा ना होने की वजह से संता

5 crore ka Sawal

कौन बनेगा करोड़पति में मुझसे 5 करोड़ à¤

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संता पहली बार 5 स्टार होटल में गà¤

Santa- What is the name your car

 

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

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Thand Me Paani barbad Karne Walo Ki Saza

ये जो लोग रोज नहा के

पानी बर्बाद कर

Me - meri ek taang Nakli Hai

 

Whenever Mom Says jaa jakar bahar se saman Lekar aa..

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Ek Kahani Hai Jo Sabko Sunani Hai

 

Ek Kahani Hai Jo Sabko Sunani Hai

k ... gm ... hmmmm... insaan h ya bhains ^_^

Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki
OK ki jagah " K " aur
GOOD MORNING ki jagah " GM " li

Daaru Nahi Band Hogi

 

हेड आया तो विस्की..

टेल आया तो

Bhaiya Mere Muh te Nikal Gayi

 

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