Santa aur Baarish

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, tab hi baarish ho jaati.

Ek din dhoop nikli toh usne shukr kiya aur dukaan pe surf lene gaya.

Wo jaise hi dukaan par gaya,
baadal zor-zor se garajne lage.

Santa fatafat aasmaan ki taraf muh karke bola:
Kya?
Kidhar??
Main toh biscuit lene aaya hoon,
kasam se…!!!

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