Father : What's the name of our PM ?
Son : We don't have PM in our Country.
Father (gets angry) : Shutup! Tell me the name of our PM.
Son : Okay dad, first you tell me the model no. of our type writer.
Father : We don't have typewriter !
Son : We have one in store-room.
Father : oh! ya.... that one. We do have but that's not of any use, why should I remember it's model no.?
Son : This is what I answered before..
Mummy - Aaj se ghar me chai nahi banegi
Mummy - Aaj se ghar me chai nahi banegi..
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Me - Hum mar Jayenge..
Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola. .
Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. .
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Doctor Ne Apne
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewku
When You Are Going For A Coronavirus Test And Someone Says Stay Positive
When You Are Going For A Coronavirus Test And Someone Says.
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Pappu: Shirt ke liye Ek acha kapda dikhaiye..!!
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Sales man: Plain main dikha
This Bed Is Only For Singles..
This Bed Is Only For Singles..
Close Up Ki Ad
Husband- tumhe Reject karne ki khushi
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay sh
Jab Exam Mein 2 Marks ka question miss ho jaye
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Hahahaha ... Bill dadi degi...
Girl:Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss,
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
