Father : What's the name of our PM ?
Son : We don't have PM in our Country.
Father (gets angry) : Shutup! Tell me the name of our PM.
Son : Okay dad, first you tell me the model no. of our type writer.
Father : We don't have typewriter !
Son : We have one in store-room.
Father : oh! ya.... that one. We do have but that's not of any use, why should I remember it's model no.?
Son : This is what I answered before..
After Lockdown Me
Me- Mom Jayada Bhook Nahi,Bas ek hi roti banana mere liye
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Yeh ishq karna chhod diya yaro….
warna hum toh aaj bhi palat
Someone- do you trust in love..
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Me- Like Thi
Dad Vs Relatives
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha,
Wife – kesa lag raha he ji?
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Bas Sajawat Ke Liye Laga Rakha Hai
Bas Sajawat Ke Liye Laga Rakha Hai
पत्नी : आखिर औरत क्या-क्या संभाले
त
इतिहास गवाह है,
आज तक किसी के
Me before Sending Hi To Crush
