Father : What's the name of our PM ?
Son : We don't have PM in our Country.
Father (gets angry) : Shutup! Tell me the name of our PM.
Son : Okay dad, first you tell me the model no. of our type writer.
Father : We don't have typewriter !
Son : We have one in store-room.
Father : oh! ya.... that one. We do have but that's not of any use, why should I remember it's model no.?
Son : This is what I answered before..
There are two types of wives.
First Type: Quiet, Beautiful,
When Your Mom Forget To Ask For Her Change Back
When Your Mom Forget To Ask For Her Change Back
Pappu: Shirt ke liye Ek acha kapda dikhaiye..!!
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Sales man: Plain main dikha
Aashique Daaru Nahi Chhod Nahi Sakta
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai mar sakta Hai
Mohabbat Thi isliye janey diya
Mohabbat Thi isliye janey diya
Lady in Bus :- Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai.
Man :- Oh, Wo Meri Salary Ha
Student : "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
Teacher :" Of course not."
Relationship Ka fayda
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