Fighter pilot Santa,
kamyabi ke baad apna Plane
land karne pe bahut khush
hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground
staff ne usey turant
welcome kiya aur uski
wardi utarne me help karne
lage..
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Santa (fakr se) : Aaj maine
Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2
helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff : Wo sab to
theek hai lekin sir ji apne1
galti kar di..
Santa : Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff : Bas aap isi
khushi me Pakistan me hi
land kar gaye hain!!
Whatsapp Number Chahiye
Whatsapp Number Chahiye
Alia bhatt reading news paper
Wife Checked Husband Phone
One day a wife checked the names/contact saved in her husband's mobile
When its Your Birthday but You cant Go Outside
When You Are Fighting With Your Sister And Then Suddenly She Shouts Papa Dekho ye Mujhse Lad Raha Hai
Ladki- susu pee rahi hu
Ladka Kya Bak Rahi Ho..
Policeman- Mask Kyu Nahi Lagaya ho..
Policeman- Mask Kyu Nahi Lagaya ho...
Lathi Charge Karne Ja rahe Hai
Ladai Dekhne Khade Ho
Wife - have You heard Draupadi
Husband: Have you heard of King Akbar?Wife: Yes, what about him?Husband: He had three wives.Wife: So??Husband: That means I can marry two more times?Wife: Have you heard