Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (Book band karke): "Chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!"
Son 2 Dad: Car ki chabhi do, College me function hai.
Dad: Car kyun?
Son: 10 Lakh
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana..
Me - Acha Toh Aap frooty piyenge..<
Taimur Situation Right Now...
When My Phone Is On Charging
पत्नी खाना खाते हुए पति से..
अजी जर
When You come Back From A date
When You come Back From A date
गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती ह
Patni- patthar nahi chaba sakte
Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal s
santa-Mere Liye Langar Le Aana
सांता ऑटो वाले से:-
गुरुद्वा
To The People Who Excited for 3rd May
To The People Who Excited for 3rd May