Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (Book band karke): "Chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!"
When MDH Wale Uncle Says Hum Amar Hai..
When MDH Wale Uncle Says Hum Amar Hai..
Patni- patthar nahi chaba sakte
Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal s
Mohabbat Aur Zidd Dono Thi
Me- Tu Sambhal Ke Chala Kar..
Patla Fried - Kyu
Me.
Lazy GF
Momos Stall After Lockdown
Pagal Aurat Sardi lag rahi Hai
पत्नी पति रात को रजाई में सो रहे
'Larkiyo Se Dil Lagana Ek Bhool Hai,
Larkiyo Ke Piche Jana Fizool Hai,
ग्राहक - एक गोल्ड फ्लैक
दुकानदार-1200
Me going to bed for sleep my phone and earphone
Me going to bed for sleep
Me to my mobile and earphone
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