Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (Book band karke): "Chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!"
Friend ; Tum itne ache ho phir bhi single kyu
Friend ; Tum itne ache ho phir bhi single kyu
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Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia Bhatt: Kitne hu
Naam Ese Gayab Huye Jese Ki Dinosaur
मौजूदा भारतीय लड़कियों और महिलाओं के
एक समय था
जब लोग मौसम का
मज़ा लेत
Mohabbat se Bada Koi dharam nahi Hota
Aur
Mer
एक बात समझ में नहीं आती मेरे !
Wife: खिचड़ी बनाऊं या पुलाव ???
Husband at the movies: “Can you see, dear?”
Wife: “Yes.&
Mere Ex Ko Kal Saanp Ne Kata
Party Wear Masks
