Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (Book band karke): "Chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!"
Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaun To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Shayad Main Mar Jaunga.
Wife
Boyfriend - Hindustan times Me Job Karta Tha
Girlfriend: तुम क्या काम करते हो ?
Boyfrie
Newton- Every Action Has An equal Opposite Reaction
Newton- Every Action Has An equal Opposite Reaction..
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Me To My Crush-
Baba Ramdev ji Kehte Hai,
“Achhi Sehat Ke Liye Saas Par Control Kare
When Mom Is Angry
Modi Ji 5th April raat ke 9 baje kuch na kuch jalana hai
Modi Ji 5th April raat ke 9 baje kuch na kuch jalana hai
Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai.
Books hai
Notes hai
Time hai
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The Best No Parking Symbol I Have Ever Seen
The Best No Parking Symbol I Have Ever Seen
This Is Business