Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled.
"My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk.
"Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
9 Years Old Me After Jumping From 4 Stairs In Front of Relatives
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said,
No One Can Beat Him
No One Can Beat Him
Little Johnny feels guilty
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Jidd Hoti To Kya Ukhad Leta
Police Driver talks To A Driver
Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.
Rahul In ISRO
Patni ko Sher Sunaya
पत्नी: कोई नया शेर सुनाओ?
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