Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled.
"My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk.
"Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
Santa ko Sanskrit Seekhni hai
Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,Pandit: kyun?Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegiPandit: Agar nark gaye to?Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…
Bhai Ne Bola Karne Ka to karne Ka
Hum dono Ko Pasand Hai Bear
Yo Momma best Jokes
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."madam
Abe Saaley..
Abe Saaley
Pehechan Kon
Pehechan Kon
3 lights save the earth from darkness
Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
Fight Between Me And My Brother My Mom Be Like..
Fight Between Me And My Brother My Mom Be Like..
Sister Trying to Unplug My Charger
When You Realise 2000 Was 20 Years Ago..