Santa ko Sanskrit Seekhni hai


Posted on 8th Dec 2014 02:51 pm by mohit kumar

Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,
Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi
Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?
Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…

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