After The Party

It's getting late, I must go

I had a beer where did it go

I had to pee. I know it's here.

Can't find my keys, where's my shoes.

I gotta go take another pee.

telephone rings, where's my phone!

under the cushions, I find a dime

I know this doesn't rhyme.

I found a beer is this mine?

taste like lipstick, can't throw it out.

Where's my keys, I gotta take a pee.

Found a pair of shoes they're bigger than me.

It's getting late, I can't escape.

I want my coat, In case I croak

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