The locker room smells nasty,
And my gym shoes smell like feet.
My socks smell like they’re made of cheese
Or spoiled rotten meat.
The toilets are all backed up,
And the floors are soaking wet.
The stench around the benches
Is from everybody’s sweat.
The shower stalls are moldy.
All the uniforms are stiff.
The air reeks of deodorant;
I dare you—take a whiff!
I’m not the smartest person,
But I know this much is true:
Instead of calling it P.E.
It should be called P.U.
-Neal Levin
If I Were Her Lover
IIf I were her lover, I'd wade through the clover Over the fields before The gate that leads to her door; Over the meadows, To wait, 'mid the shadows, The shadows that circle her door, For the heart
SUB JAGHA DHOKHA HAI
माना दुनियाँ बुरी है सब जगह धोखा है,
Tujhe khawab hi me dekhun...
Tujhe Khawab Hi Me Dekhun Ye Bharam Bhi Aj Toota...
I Light The Torch
I light a torch and hold it high
AANKHON ME NAZAR AATA HAI
तेरी आँखों में नज़र आता है स्वप्न मेरा,
Always Marry An April Girl
Praise the spells and bless the charms,
Only Us....
Laid my head upon your chest
It Feels Like A Lifetime Ago
Feels like a lifetime ago
pyaar ko jataya nahi jata
pyaar karke koi jatay ye zaruri to nahi
I Lost a World
I lost a World - the other day!Has Anybody found?You'll know it by the Row of StarsAround its forehead bound.A Rich man—might not notice it—Yet—to my frugal Eye,Of more Esteem than Ducats—Oh
