I’m Going to Be Famous

I’m going to be famous!

I’m going to be great!

For every award

I’m the best candidate.

I’ve got an idea

to solve world peace.

I know how to force

every famine to cease.

I’ll power our town

with four sweaty socks

Or make a vaccine

for every pox.

I’ll reduce the garbage

in landfills by nine.

Wherever you’re shopping,

there won’t be a line.

I’d love to complete

all of this before bed

But Mom wants my room

to be cleaned up instead!

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