silly-poemsToday I Was...
Monday I was angry with the sun.
A Geezer's Gripings
I'm getting older, nature deems.
All About Girls
Girls!
If Four Is A Party So This Is A Parade
I have one too many personalities,
Candy Tree Shops
If ice cream could be grown on the treetop,
A Cow And A Rooster Went Dancing
A cow and a rooster went dancing
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
The Glass Eye
The joke was very funny
A Daschund Dog
My dog has a special twist,
Listen To Mum
I remember when I was small and cool,
The Day I Fell In The Pool...
I never saw it coming
The Life Of A Cupcake
They put me in the oven to bake.
The Most Horrible Treat
It seemed like a good idea at the time,
Deer And Beer
Look at that deer
My Brother Can Eat
My brother can eat.
Monkey In The Middle
There once was a monkey in a city's zoo,
The Horse Ride
Taking a romantic ride today,
Home Alone
My family's gone; there's no one home.
Doggy Heaven
All doggies go to heaven (or so I've been told).
A Dieter's Desire
Oh my soul, be thou quiet
