What A Life!


Posted on 25th Jun 2020 02:00 pm by rohit kumar

I once applied for a life online

Sadly, however, I was declined

They told me I was not eligible

So I wrote them a letter to complain

Did you know?Explore Trending and Topic pages for more stories like this.

They sent it back, it was not legible

So on with my search for a life

This has given me a bit of strife

I don't have enough money or any good looks

I can't paint a picture or write a book

I can barely chew gum and walk at the same time

I can even be quiet enough to become a mime

I once asked a professor where to find one

He directed me straight to an Insane Asylum

I can't play the drums or even a fife

I guess I'll have to re-apply, What a Life!

 

1 Like 0 Dislike
Previous poetry Next poetry
Other poetry

The Love I Feel

To hold you close to having you near

To have my breath against your ear

Whisperin

The Terrifying Thing About Love

It is a terrifying thing

to watch love

walk in your direction

when you be

Empty Heart

Feeling down, alone, and empty inside,

Decisions to make but can't decide.

Hurt f

A Rooted Friend

Friends come and go

and love grows, grows, and grows

True friends are trees with

Don't Neglect Your Love

Love is like a bicycle

Left out in the storm

If it's not protected

Rust b

Flirting With Your Eyes

I shuffled down the hallway

Trying to stay out of view

Peeking down the walkway

The Kiss That Was

have you ever had a kiss

that took you on a bliss

and left you with shaking knees

Budding Love

If you take me,

Take me for who I am.

If you love me,

Accept me with all

Young Love

You say you love me

you say you care

But when you look into my eyes

I see

We're Better Than Yesterday

Don't be worried about the past.

Things like that never last.

We're better than y

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share your poetry.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash