I once applied for a life online
Sadly, however, I was declined
They told me I was not eligible
So I wrote them a letter to complain
They sent it back, it was not legible
So on with my search for a life
This has given me a bit of strife
I don't have enough money or any good looks
I can't paint a picture or write a book
I can barely chew gum and walk at the same time
I can even be quiet enough to become a mime
I once asked a professor where to find one
He directed me straight to an Insane Asylum
I can't play the drums or even a fife
I guess I'll have to re-apply, What a Life!
Love's Coming
She had looked for his coming as warriors come,
Regret And Pain
Here I am, stumbling down the street
My Big Fat Cat
I own a big fat cat-
What I Love About You
The touch of your hand,
Another Crush
I don't want to keep feeling this way,
Never Want To Say Goodbye
I think of her and our time together,
I Still Love You
Of all the things I've ever said,
Enough Hurting Those Who Love You
Wondering why you have so much hate
Care And Happiness
You came as a ray of light,
Could You Be The One?
It feels good to be in your arms,
