It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it's here.
Can't find my keys, where's my shoes.
I gotta go take another pee.
telephone rings, where's my phone!
under the cushions, I find a dime
I know this don't rhyme.
I found a beer is this mine?
taste like lipstick, can't throw it out.
Where's my keys, I gotta take a pee.
Found a pair of shoes they're bigger than me.
It's getting late, I can't escape.
I want my coat, In case I croak
No Such Thing As Happy Endings
The first night they meet
He knew it to be true
This girl who lied before him
All these days and nights without you here,
It's a little bit more than I can bear.
Cammy my rabbit, feminine but buff
no really, this isn't a bluff!
A rex with her
As you travel on life's way
With its many ups and downs,
Remember it's quite true
A FRIEND
F is for the fun we had together
R is for the relaxing time we shared
She had looked for his coming as warriors come,
With the clash of arms and the bugle's ca
When your heart suddenly feels
light, excited, at ease.
When you feel like your h
May your blessings be many
and your troubles be few.
And may you feel God's prese
A rose for every year,
many smiles for every tear
Way more of the first than ever
Why Did I Break Up With The Guy I Love?
You poison me with your eyes,
Your lips curving, drawing me in.
How can you trust
