Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You`re all part of our
team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company
canteen for something to eat. So don`t trouble the other employees.
The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
A month later the boss returns and says: "You`re all working very hard, and I`m very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has disappeared.
Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals disavowed all knowledge of the missing cleaner.
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says:
"You fool! For four weeks we`ve been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and
Project Managers so no one would notice anything, and you have to go and
eat the cleaner!"
Exercises for Lower Abs
Most of us find that the lower abdomen is a stubborn part of the body that does not seem to come to shape easily. Also despite the fact that one does a lot of abdominal exercises, it is the lower
Hell for Gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God....
Techronia Technical Support Services
"The world of technology can be difficult for some." - Press Release
What will happen in 2012 ??
The Mayan civilization predicted that on December 21, 2012 something will happen to the world we know. Something will happen that will change our civilization, value systems and the way we know human
Techronia Priority Out Of Hours Wanker Service
"I remember one client calling... It was about 2am and he used our
What computer acronyms really stand for:
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
Steam engine !
This story is set during the early part of this century, when steam trains were still commonplace.
India and Pakistan: partition lessons
The sixtieth anniversary of the independence of Pakistan and India on 14-15 August 2007 has prompted official celebration in both countries, as well as an ocean of commemorative coverage in the
Super Computer!
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo.
Technical fault
A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed. They ask the priest if he wants to face upward or downward when he meets his fate.The priest says that he
