jokesAapki Sanskriti
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki Park me ek Ped ki Niche Baithe the, Tabhi Alok Nath aakar unse bola : Beta Kya ye Hamari Sanskriti hai,..Boy: Nahi Uncle ye to Meri Pooja hai,Aapki Sanskriti Kisi aur Ped ke
Aaj Test Nahi Loge Kya
Sabse Zyada Gussa Kab Aata Hai..??? . . Jab Aapka Teacher Bole:
Honhar Student
EK STUDENT KI KAHANI :- . . Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rhi, . Aur nind mujhe apni taraf khichti rhi, . Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya, . . Aur kal raat fir ek honhar studnt bina padhe so
Pappu and A Sales Man
Pappu: Shirt ke liye Ek acha kapda dikhaiye..!! . . Sales man: Plain main dikhau.???? . . Pappu: Nahin helicopter main dikha, bandar ki aulad? Yahin pai dikha!!
1 Kilo Aatta
Pappu: Dettol sabun hai ? . Dukandaar: Hai, . Pappu : Accha wala ? . Dukndar: Ha . Pappu: Acchi quality ka hai na? . Dukndr: Ha... . Pappu : Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo....
Gaane Ka Shauk
Ek Aurat Ko Gaane Ka Bahut Shauk Hota Hai.....Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai..Patni: Jab Main Gana Gaati Hu To Aap Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai.?..Pati: wo isliye taki tumare gaane ki awaaz
Two Meanings of Fear
FEAR has two meanings :F - ForgetE - EverythingA - AndR - RunOR ...F - FaceE - EverythingA - AndR - RiseThe Choice is YOURS ... !!!
At the Time of Exam
Exam ke time…Madam Pappu se: Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diyaMadam: Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho?Pappu fir chup rahaMadam ne fir puchha: kya hua Roll No. bhul
Everythings
Wikipedia : " I know everything "Google : " I have everything "Facebook : " I know everybody "Internet : " without me u r no body "..Electricity : " Awaaz Niche "
Ghor Kalyug
Ghor Kalyug-Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai..Girl: Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya??Boy: Nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu,Girl: "To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time
Ghee Ka Asar
Amul Ghee Ki Ad K Liye Rajpal Yadav K Pas Gye.Rajpal - Isme Sunny Deol Ko Lena Cheye Tha?Director- Wo To He Hi.Rajpal - To Muje Q?Director- Nakli Ghee Ka asar Dikane k liye....
Lambi Line
Ek Clinic k paas Lambi line lagi thi...Ek Aadmi baar baar line me ghusta,Par log usey dhakke maar maar kar peeche kar dete.Aadmi : "Abe, Mujhey Clinic Kholney to do...!!
Ladai hone wali hai
Santa juice wale se:Jaldi se juice de, ladai hone wali hai....ek glass pine ke baad....ek glass aur de ladai hone wali hai......woh bhi pene ke baad......ek glass aur de jaldi, ladai hone wali
Ticket Checker and Santa
Ticket Checker - Ticket dikhao,Santa - Aa lo ji.Ticket Checker - Ye to purani ticket hai.Santa - toh train kaunsi tere baap ne aaj hi showroom se nikalwai hai.....!!!
koi Hint to do
Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to woh murgi bhi tumari.Rabri: Laloo
Battery Full
संता और उसकी पत्नि दोनो सो रहे थे,रात के दो बजे पत्नि के मोबाइल पर मैसेज टोन
Ladka Karta Kya Hai
एक बार चम्पू को देखने लड़की वाले आए। लड़की के पिता - लड़का करता क्या
Mobile ka Password
पति (दर्द से कराहते हुए): सुनो, मेरे सीने में बहुत तेज दर्द हो रहा है।दौरा पड़ा
Shadi ke Paanch Saal Baad
शादी के 5 साल बाद, वैलंटाइंस डे के दिन पति बीवी के लिए सफेद गुलाब लाया।बीवी- यह
A Small Boy and Old Man
एक छोटा बच्चा बहुत देर से घर के बाहर खड़ा दरवाजे की घंटी बजाने की कॉसिश कर रहा
