Battery Full


Posted on 2nd Feb 2015 04:55 pm by mohit kumar

संता और उसकी पत्नि दोनो सो रहे थे,

रात के दो बजे पत्नि के मोबाइल पर मैसेज टोन बजी ............

संता चौँक कर उठा! मोबाइल देखा तो...........!

BEAUTIFUL लिखा देख कर अपनी पत्नि को उठाया . पूछा कि ये क्या है ?

पत्नी भी हड़बड़ाहट मेँ उठी...! सोचा अब 45 साल की उम्र मेँ कौन BEAUTIFUL कहेगा भला !

जब मोबाइल देखा तो झल्लाकर पति को बोली चश्मा लगा कर मोबाईल हाथ मेँ लिया करो ये BEAUTIFUL नहीं बल्कि . . .

चार्जिगं मे लगे फोन पर BATTERYFULL लिखा है . . !!!

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