jokesUnder The Bed
Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
Lazy Husband
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
Expensive Doctor
Joe goes to consult a world famous specialist about his medical problem. After the visit Joe asks, "How much do I owe you?"
The Worm Trick
Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.
Bad Luck
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
Busy In Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and
The Most Stupid Man On Earth
There was a flood in a village.
The Monk and the Priest
A monk and a priest are driving down a street in differnt directions.
A Catholic, Baptist and a Methodist
One day a Catholic a Baptist and a Methodist decided to go fishing.
