jokesBiggest lie
Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
Short And Sweet Answer…
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Who discovered America?
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
Some important laws which Mr. Newton forgot to state
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Best Buddies
Nancy announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.
Best Consultant
Doctor Simon is known throughout London as one of the best consultants on arthritis. He always has a waiting room full of people who need his advice and specialist treatment.
Best Kept Secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
Car Dents
Banta was driving back from Shimla when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of tennis balls pelted his car leaving it full of dents.He drove to the nearby automotive center and
Lost Tourist
A man from Lahore was touring Punjab and got lost. He saw Santa working in his field and stopped for directions.
Faithful Wife
Santa is talking to Banta about married life.
Nature Calls
Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot.
Get away from her
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
Don’t blame the maid
One House Wife is scolding her maid servant as she is not getting her costly undergarments and she is blaming her that she has stolen the undergarments.
Sharma ji se le lena
Ek aurat: Ja beta samne wali aunti ke yaha se ek katori cheeni le aa.
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So
Top 20 Funny Quotes
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Share The Secret o Longetivity
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
Fading Beauty !
In a recovery room a man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery. His wife was sitting by his side holding his hand. His eyelids just opened for a few seconds.
Very Friendly Friends
A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.
Banta's Mule
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.
