jokesMother language
Teacher asked to the students, “Children, can you tel why do we call our language the mother tongue, and not the Father tongue?”
How to make girlfriend
Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
Brotherly love
Teacher asked to a student, “If you see a man beating his donkey and you go to stop him, what virtue would you be showing?”
Lipstick prints on mirror
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
Three english words
Ek teacher ne class ke students ko english ke 3 word likh ke lane ko kaha. Toh ek student apne ghar jaake mummy se poochta hai ke mujhe english ke 3 words bolo.
Essay on milk
Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring the home work.
This is not fair
Teacher asked to a student,”Rony if 2 & 2 makes four how is 4 & 4 ?”
Father’s business
Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?
Learning tense
Once the teacher was teaching tenses.
Be quite at church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Kitab kiska hai
Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?
T.V mathmatics
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
Modern students
Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
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Different Noises
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
Punctuation Is Powerful
An English professor wrote the words:
When is there time to study?
It is no fault of the student because a year has only 365 days.
Birthday Present
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Times have changed
Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same
10 Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam
Here are the 10 fun things to do in a final exam. But beware, you’d have to be ready for the consequences too!!
