Paper ko dekhu ya madam ko ^_^
After Exam::
Sleeping improves your gk...
Who Invented Steam Engine?? . . . . . . Student : ‘What’ Sir ? . . . . . Teacher : Yes, Its Correct! ”JAMES WATT!” Sit down ! . . . . . . M0RAL : Sleeping Impr0ves Ur GK...
Akhir Santa ne khali copy kyu di examiner ko ?
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai ?
kya aapko pta h "Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota h" ?
Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota hai?
Do you know ? Badal itne kaley kyo hote he
Do u know ? ?
Jatt aur baniya
Jatt: Oye Yara Machli Khayega?
Teacher to Ramu...
English movie hindi names ^_^
Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies:
Kala Bulb ^_^
Pappu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Never loose hope ... DAYA is still an Inspector ^_^
Reebok company ka iphone6 ^_^
Phle ghar jate Parle-g khate the or ab...
hamare bigadne ka kya alam bataye galib pehle ghar jate waqt " Parle-g" khate huye jate thy aur ab "baba eliachi" kha ke jana padta hai ...
College assignment... Aisa hi design bna de ^_^
In College life - ASSIGNMENT copy karte time - Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
Stunned man... tell names of his all gf's ^_^
A Lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.. Man: do u know me.. Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids. Man stunned, Oh my God! Are u Tanya???? No Are U Katrina ??? No
What boys do at railway station ^_^
Things we do at railway station when train is late GIRLS: 1. sit and wait . 2. sit and wait . . 3. Sit and wait . . BOYS: 1. Walk through out the station to find girls.. 2. Go to toilet and call the
Jaha maut h aapki firak mai .... kuch din to gujariye....
Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.
Example of self insult
Boss (In Angry mood): Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??
Ek shakhs ne pucha chaand se !!!
Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey poocha k, mera mahbub kya kar raha hai, Toh chand bola: "Beta daikh, Pehli baat toh yeh ki main, Tere baap ka naukar nahi hoon Doosri baat ye kay itni uparse
I uses Agarbatti to study ^_^
Dr. Ambedkar Just Used Lamp To Study.
2 Fast networks ... Email and female ^_^
Duniya mai 2 network sabse fast hai...