Dangerous Dosti...
I came home late today, and dad asked: \"Where have u been?\" I replied: \"i was at my friend\'s place...\" Dad called 10 of friends right in front of me.. . . .
Happy birthday Tuyu ^_^
Pados mein kya chal raha he? "Birthday hai" "Kiska?" "Tuyu ka." "Tuyu?" "Ha! Sunai to kuch aisa hi de raha hai... .
Jis din jamanat huyi hmari us din zindgi khatam tumhari ...
Jailer : Suna hain tum shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi
k ... gm ... hmmmm... insaan h ya bhains ^_^
Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki OK ki jagah " K " aur GOOD MORNING ki jagah " GM " likhne wale, Jeewan ke 2 seconds bacha ke kya ukhaad lete hain ?
Computer marriage...
Ladki : Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki Fir whatsapp pr chating ki Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Osama ka Chiraag ^_^
Ek aadmi ko raaste me ek chiraag mila usne use ragda aur...
Amazing India...
Funny meanings of places in english . 1=Large State "Maha-Rastra" . 2=Place of Kings "Raja-Sthan" . 3=Mr. City "Shri-Nagar" . 4=Rhythm of Eyes "Naini-Tal" . 5=Face "Surat" . 6=Unmarried Girl.
Soach or Wahem mein fark
Lady Teacher:
Scratch here for ANSWERS ^_^
New way of writting answers in exams.
Aapki uumar mai Bhagat Singh faansi chadd gye the...
Ek ladka bahot der sota tha...
Ek zamana tha ^_^
DAD : Ek zamana tha ke main 10 rupye me kiraana, sabji, Dudh aur Nashta leke aata tha. . . . . . . . BETA: Ab possible nahi hai dad, Kyoon ki ab dukaano me CCTV Camera lage rehte hai !!!
Class Room is like a Train...
Class Room is Like a Train . . . . .
Kya aap mujhe apna cell no. de sakti hai ? ^_^
Every boy, girls se kuch din chat karne ke
Do you have GF ?
Interviewer : Do you have a GF ? Boy : No . . . . . . . . Interviewer : Bhaag saale, ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya ghanta patayega...
Height of prank call
Santa : Hello pooja hai..? Banta : Nahi… Santa : To karvalo… Jai Mata Di!!!
Sweet insult
1 choti bacchi ne darwaza khola aur apne bhaiya ki girlfriend ko dekh ke boli.. . . . . . . . . . . "Aap roz bhaiya se milne aati ho, AAPKA apna bhaiya nahi hai kya?
Mahatma Gandhi ki friend request ayi hai....
fake ID ki bhi hadd ho gayi dosto . . . . . . . . . . Mahatma Gandhi ki friend request aayi hai...!!
Ladkiyo ka naya trend !!!
Aaj kal ki ladkiyo ka naya trend.. . . . . . . . . . . I like you , i love you but as a friend
Girls with friend's request problem...
To Every girl suffering from many friend's request on Facebook..!! .
Girl Dish : Jalebi...
Jalebi ko girl dish kyun kaha jata hai?