Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye.
Ramu to Teacher: Sir Kal Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi,
Teacher asked: Kanah gir gaye the or kaha lag gayi,
Ramu said: Khat Pe gira or Annkh Lag gayi
Varun – तुम खाली पेट कितने सेब खा सकती ह
Wife: “I’ve got you this bottle of hair tonic, darling.”
लड़की अपने बॉयफ्रेंड से चैटिंग कर रही
Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Travelling To bagal wale Me Kamre
Travelling To bagal wale Me Kamre
DAD : Ek zamana tha ke main 10 rupye me kiraana, sabji, Dudh aur Nashta leke aata tha. Jaldi Bol Subah Panvel Nikalna Hai Jaldi Bol Subah Panvel Nikalna Hai
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Kitna pyar karte hai ye mat pucho
मुहब्बत कितनी करते हैं ये मत पूछो हमस
लड़का – आज बहुत अच्छी खुशबू आ रही है
He- Mera Birthday Aaane Wala hai
He- Mera Birthday Aaane Wala hai..
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She - Oh Wowww To Cake Katoge.
