Ladki :
Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki
Fir whatsapp pr chating ki
Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Papa :
Beti toh fir shaadi computer marriage kar le or filpkart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale
Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena.
Me - I Will Study Biology And Become Doctor In Future
Me - I Will Study Biology And Become Doctor In Future..
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Teacher - Wha
Aise Address Kaun Deta hai Bhai..
Aise Address Kaun Deta hai Bhai..
आज का परम सत्य ज्ञान...
जब तक ज
संता मोबाइल कम्पनी में नौकरी लेने गय
जुल्फों में फूलों को सजाकर आयी
When Relatives Ask Beta Bade Hokar Kya Banoge...
Relatives - Aur Beta Bade Hokar Kya Banoge..
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Me - Jinda Rahoge Tab Kh
Pappu: Shirt ke liye Ek acha kapda dikhaiye..!!
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Sales man: Plain main dikha
Bas Kar Paapi Bas Kar
English Wala Fool
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum
