Ladki :
Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki
Fir whatsapp pr chating ki
Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Papa :
Beti toh fir shaadi computer marriage kar le or filpkart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale
Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena.
Everytime I Open The Fridge
My Bestfriend Starts Singing Be Like
When My Bestfriend Starts Singing....
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Me - y
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana..
Me - Acha Toh Aap frooty piyenge..<
चाँदी जैसा रंग है तेरा
सोने जैसे ब
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
लड़की अपने बॉयफ्रेंड से बात क
शादी के बाद
बिदाई के वक्त जब
Santa juice wale se:
Jaldi se juice de, ladai hone wali hai....
ek glass pi
Santa- Bijli Mama Ke Ghar Se Aati Hai
Teacher: beta, bijli kahaan se aati hai?
Pados Wali Aunty Se Chugli Karne Ke Baad..
Pados Wali Aunty Se Chugli Karne Ke Baad..
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Aag ai