Ladki :
Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki
Fir whatsapp pr chating ki
Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Papa :
Beti toh fir shaadi computer marriage kar le or filpkart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale
Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena.
Hahahaha ... Bill dadi degi...
Girl:Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss,
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
मोटू: गणित का सवाल पूछ सकता हूं?
Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona C
Mobile Ko Bhi Corona Ho Gaya hai
Types of Woman:
HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman
Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
संता:आज मैने एक लड़की का स्टेटस पढा&helli
Sonu Save The Earth
पब्लिक टॉयलेट में लिखा था
'दुनिया
Corona, To The Students Who Are Still Studying
Corona, To The Students Who Are Still Studying