Ladki :
Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki
Fir whatsapp pr chating ki
Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Papa :
Beti toh fir shaadi computer marriage kar le or filpkart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale
Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena.
Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Teri Koi Izzat Hai ki Nahi
हेड आया तो विस्की..
टेल आया तो
14 years nibbi to her bf
wo Ladki Kon thi Babu
31st Night Vs 1st Morning Be Like...
31st Night Vs 1st Morning Be Like...
Memengers
Who Dont Stay At Home
Which stadium is this ? its Wankhede ^_^
SRK asked an MCA official "Which stadium is this?"
The official said "Wankhede" SRK heard
Teacher :- एक तरफ पैसा,
दुसरी तरफ अक
Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa: Radio label
