Ladki :
Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki
Fir whatsapp pr chating ki
Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Papa :
Beti toh fir shaadi computer marriage kar le or filpkart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale
Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena.
Ab To aadat si h mujhko,aise jeene ki
Pura din Online rehte ho ghar se dant nahi padti..
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Santa and Banta sat down to have a Pizza.
Santa asks Banta
आज तुझ पर आँसुओं की बरसात होगी
kardiya happy bday wish..
Ab toh ek mast wali smile de de
Everyone - Bulati Hai Magar Janey Ka Nahi
Everyone - Bulati Hai Magar Janey Ka Nahi
When Your Friend wants in relationship..
Candle Torch Seller Right Now
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said,
"I need your weight not your phone
मेरे एक शुभचिंतक ने मुझे यह सुझाव दिय
Pata Nahi Kya Hoga Ab Iska