Ladki :
Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki
Fir whatsapp pr chating ki
Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Papa :
Beti toh fir shaadi computer marriage kar le or filpkart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale
Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena.
"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You
When I Put It Into Pocket Vs When I Bring It Out Be Like...
When I Put It Into Pocket Vs When I Bring It Out Be Like...
Vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha,
Wife : kesa lag raha he ji?
Husband
पति ने पत्नी को कॉल करा -
मेरी जि
Sone Laga Hu Pehle Se Jyda
Ek Interview Mein,
Interviewer: Scooter Kaise Chalta Hai?
Santa: D
Me Studying 5 Minutes Later
Thinking about my life and reality while my phone is on charging..
Thinking about my life and reality while my phone is on charging..
Indians After Eating Mango
Lady in Bus :- Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai.
Man :- Oh, Wo Meri Salary Ha