Ladki :
Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki
Fir whatsapp pr chating ki
Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Papa :
Beti toh fir shaadi computer marriage kar le or filpkart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale
Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena.
Giev me some destroyed-Nashpati
सुबह एक महिला फल वाले से अंग्रे
Someone - So How You Can Describe Love In Four Words
Someone - So How You Can Describe Love In Four Words..
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She- Aankho Me Aankhe Daal Ke I Love You Bolo
She- Aankhe Me Aankhe Daal Ke I Love You Bolo
Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor machaungi.
B
During These Days Ghar Ka Sabun
During These Days Ghar Ka Sabun
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur san
Nind Aayegi Lekin Soney Ka Nahi
Nind Aayegi Lekin Soney Ka Nahi
When You Ask Coffee For Girlfriend
Me - Coffee Pe Chalogi ..
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She - Nahi Mere Paer Jal Jayenge.
Aunty: Are Beta..
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!
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Vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha,
Wife : kesa lag raha he ji?
Husband