Computer marriage...


Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 12:04 pm by amit yadav

Ladki :
Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki
Fir whatsapp pr chating ki
Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.

Papa :
Beti toh fir shaadi computer marriage kar le or filpkart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale
Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena.

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