President Clinton had just died and wound up at the Pearly Gates of Heaven..."And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter. "It's me, Bill
Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and
Leader of the Free World.""Oh...Mr....... President! What may I do for you?" asks St.
Peter. "I'd like to come in," replies Clinton."Sure," says the Saint. "But first, you have to confess your
sins. What bad things have you done in your life?"Clinton bites his lip and answers, "Well, I tried marijuana,
but you can't call it 'dope-smoking' because I didn't inhale.
There were inappropriate extramarital relationships, but you
can't call it 'adultery' because I didn't have full 'sexual
relations.' And I made some statements that were misleading,
but legally accurate, but you can't call it 'bearing false
witness' because, as far as I know, it didn't meet the legal
standard of perjury."
With that, St. Peter consults the Book of Life briefly, and
declares, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you somewhere hot,
but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there indefinitely, but
we won't call it 'eternity.' And when you enter, you don't have
to abandon all hope, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to
freeze over."
Kutta Ghar Se Bhaag gaya
Funny joke Of the day
It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it...
Me- Apni Marji se Shaadi Kar Lu
Ab Ye Kaun Bol Raha Hai Aaj Bhai Ground Par Shaadi Karega..
Ab Ye Kaun Bol Raha Hai Aaj Bhai Ground Par Shaadi Karega..
JK Wall Putti ka Kamaal
अगर आप घर में अकेले बैठे बोर होते रहते है तो घर में jk
doctor operation se phle patient ko behosh kyu krte hen ?
Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye...
Charo Taraf Nepal Hi Nepal
Aur ye Mein aasman ki unchaiyon mein..
Baburao And Baburao Lite
Awesome lines
Awesome Saying:
Nind Bhot Pyari Hai
Nind Bhot Pyari Hai