Great News

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."

"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied.

Other jokes

Thai Restaurant
Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant.

While looking at

Tum Bohot mast kaam karta hai

 

When Your Friends tag you in a meme..

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When Someone Has Removed His Whatsapp DP

 

When Someone Has Removed His Whatsapp DP

Open Your Mouth

 

Dentist To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check-Up.

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Santa Sari Jindgi Sochta Raha

 

संता सारी ज़िंदगी सोचता रहा सो�

Whatsapp par Status

एक बार एक पति ने भगवान से पूछा:

मेर�

Sanskaari aloknath

Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket.
Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta !
Bahu : B

How Normal Students And backbenchers See Banch

 

How Normal Students And backbenchers See Banch

Woh PM care Funds Mein Donate ke Baad Status Lagana Jaruri Hai Kya

 

Woh PM care Funds Mein Donate ke Baad Status Lagana Jaruri Hai Kya

Father: What's the name of our PM ?, funny reply by son ^_^

Father : What's the name of our PM ?
Son : We don't have PM in our Country.