पति : पानी पिलाओ
पत्नी पानी लेने गयी, तब तक पति सो गया ,
पत्नी सारी रात पानी का गिलास पकड़े खड़ी रही ,
सुबह जब पति की आँख खुली तो देख के बहुत खुश हुआ
और बोला मांगो क्या मांगती हो ?
पत्नी : तलाक दे दे कमीने!!
Tere Baap Ki Shadi Hai Kya Re
Me Whenever I Accept A New Friend Request
Me Whenever I Accept A New Friend Request
When Someone Uses Your Hotspot and complains about speed
When Someone Uses Your Hotspot and complains about speed
front and back attested be like
He was Asked to get both
front and back attested
धोनी : वाह रे मेरे शेर, परसों क्या खेला
When Your Mom Is beating you And Suddenly The Guest Come
When Your Mom Is beating you And Suddenly The Guest Come
When Mobile Is On Charging And Plug Is Off
When Mobile Is On Charging And Plug Is Off
When You Finally move from samsung phone to iphone..
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Cool Dude Kanya
Mummy - Aaj se ghar me chai nahi banegi
Mummy - Aaj se ghar me chai nahi banegi..
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Me - Hum mar Jayenge..
