Pati Se Talaak


Posted on 11th Jan 2020 12:25 pm by rohit kumar

पति : पानी पिलाओ

 

पत्नी पानी लेने गयी, तब तक पति सो गया ,

पत्नी सारी रात पानी का गिलास पकड़े खड़ी रही ,

 

सुबह जब पति की आँख खुली तो देख के बहुत खुश हुआ

और बोला मांगो क्या मांगती हो ?

 

पत्नी : तलाक दे दे कमीने!!

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