Hahahaha... Husband at home !!! >
Phone rings at night….. Husband : If its for me, then say I am not at home! Wife (on phone) : He is at home… Husband (in anger) : What the HELL?? Wife : SHUT UP, It was for ME.
Never under estimate the power of three things...
Never under estimate the power of three things : 1. Wife angry for a reason; 2. Wife angry without reason and 3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a reason.......!!!
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Want to be happy ? Never try to understand your wife...
“If you want to be Happy with your husband, Love him Less & Understand him more !
While talking to wife, husband remains silent
Man outside phone booth : “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word” Man inside : “I am talking to my wife”
Sambhar or rasam
Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today Husband : First make it, we will name it later
Gale mai dard hai
Wife: Aaaaaaah…
Usmaan hai ka kabaddeka kaam
Wife - “sunte ho ji … mai 48 saal ki huun fir bhi aapka ek dost mere husn kee taarif karta hai !”
Koyle ki khan me aag lag gai
Santa kee wife ka rang kaalaa tha …
What is loud and obnoxious?
Wife: What is loud and obnoxious?
15 din or ruk jao
Wife : Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband : 15 din aur ruk jao...
kya ladki thi
Shohar : Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, Wah! kya larki thi. Bibi : Akeli he aai hogi? Shohar : Tumko kese pata: Bibi : Uska husband mere khuab main tha.
Vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, Wife : kesa lag raha he ji? Husband : jese vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.
Patni ke marne ki kushi
Patni : main tumhare bina mar jaaungi. Pati : main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga.
Patni ka dusra aadmi
Pati : mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega. Patni : tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon.
Pati patni ki sharing
Pati : main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu. Patni : chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.
Patni ki achi baat
Salgirah ka tofa
Patni: “Aapne pichle saal saalgirah pe mujhe lohey ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?” pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
Baap banne ki kushi mai pati hua mota
patni : Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. pati : Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. patni : Main to maa banne wali hoon! pati : Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon
Saatwa janam
Pati patni mandir main! Pati - tumne kya manga? Patni - Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe. Patni - Aur aapne. Pati - Ye mera saatwa janam ho