After massive demands from all husbands……….
A new app called
“Darr”
is launched for iPhone and Android
You just say..
‘Wife’..
and it closes all websites,
hides all chats,
Shuts down all games,
hide all special folders
and best of all..
puts your wife’s photograph as a wallpaper.
Irrfan Khan Best Line
Aur ye Mein aasman ki unchaiyon mein..
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Charo taraf Nepal hi
Patni-Sunoji, Beta Bahut Paise Udane Laga He, Jaha B Chupati Hu dhundh Leta He
GF-Promise Karo mere sath rahoge
BF-Me Nahi Kar Sakta..
GF-Kyu
BF-pados w
Girl- tell me about salmaan khan
Boy: I am not handsome like Salman Khan,
I don’t even have body like Salman Khan.
After Vikas Dubey Encounter..
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Politicians,High Profile Officers Rights Now..
Me To Taxi Drivers During MumbaiRains
Me To Taxi Drivers During MumbaiRains.
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Dentist To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check-Up.
Dentist: "Sir,
Patient : "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
Doctor : "Take the spoon
चूहे को लगी बिल्ली गोरी गोरी,
दोनो
