Usmaan hai ka kabaddeka kaam

Posted on 30th Dec 2014 06:54 pm by amit yadav

Wife - “sunte ho ji … mai 48 saal ki huun fir bhi aapka ek dost mere husn kee taarif karta hai !”

Husband - “Usmaan Bhaai hoga ?”

Wife - “aapne kaise jaana ?”

Husband - “kabaade ka kaam hai na uska !!!”

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Girl

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Relatives - Aur Beta Bade Hokar Kya Banoge..

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Me - Jinda Rahoge Tab Kh

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Mom - chai khatam,tere liye nahi bachi..

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me

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Maa - Are Abhi To Bhot Din Chalega..

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