Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife???: But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife???: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found ...
Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife???: You are useless.
Husband: It`s by Default.
Wife???: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try later.
Wife???: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus
MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.
Very Intelligent People
Very Intelligent People
Girlfriend Ko gift Me Cycle di
लड़की- आज मेरा बर्थडे है। मेरा गिफ्ट कहां है ?
Bohot harami Cheez hai Tu
Nibbi on call - Aww mela babu chola hai
Ab Iska Video Kese udau
Patni- Sutli Bomb ka kya karoge
पति- सुतली बम है क्या??पत्नी- दिवाली खत्म हो गयी अब सुतली बम क्यों चाहिये??पति-
Confident,Overconfident
When Your Found Your stolen Pen
Banta Ki Jodi Ram Seeta jesi
संता बंता के घर गया।बंता के घर जाकर संता ने सामने बंता और उसकी पत्नी की फोटो
Secret of Long Life
Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha. Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur woh jeeto ko salaah dene laga. Aadmi: Beta itni zyada chocolate nahi khaate, sehat ke liye theek nahi
