Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife???: But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife???: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found ...
Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife???: You are useless.
Husband: It`s by Default.
Wife???: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try later.
Wife???: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus
MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.
Headache Ka ilaaj
Babu - Bahot Headache Ho raha hai..
Light Dose And Heavy Dose Of Ganja Be Like..
Light Dose And Heavy Dose Of Ganja Be Like..
Ladki Ka Majak
"हमने भी कभी प्यार किया था
When I Don't Answer Messages But I'm Sharing Memes
Nate- School is cave People
GF- To rukne ka kya fayda
लड़की बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ बाइक से घूम रही थीबीच में एक जंगल आया..
Salgirah ka tofa
Patni: “Aapne pichle saal saalgirah pe mujhe lohey ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?” pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
Secret of Long Life
Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha. Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur woh jeeto ko salaah dene laga.Aadmi: Beta itni zyada chocolate nahi khaate, sehat ke liye theek nahi
Patni-Jaan Kehne ki aadat achi hai
पत्नी : मैं घर छोड़ कर जा रही हूँ …
Apple And Apple Lite
Apple And Apple Lite
