Secret of Long Life


Posted on 28th Jan 2015 11:28 am by mohit kumar

Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha. Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur woh jeeto ko salaah dene laga.

Aadmi: Beta itni zyada chocolate nahi khaate, sehat ke liye theek nahi hoti.

Jeeto: Ek baat bolun mere dada ji 105 saal ke hain.

Aadmi: Achcha! Kya woh bhi bahut saari chocolate khaate hain.

Jeeto: Nahi.

Aadmi: To phir.

Jeeto: Woh apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.

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