Mobile ki Battery
Zindagi mein baaki kuch 100% ho na ho. . . . Ghar se bahar Nikalte waqt. . . . . Mobile ki battery 100% hona zaroori hai.
You Have No Brain
Teacher: Can you see God?
Kaun Sa Department
TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department hai,
Two Friends
Dost ne dusre dost se dosti khatam kardi.. . 2nd Dost udaas nahi tha.. . kisine wajah poochi ke tum udaas kyu nahi ho.. ?? . To 2nd dost ne kaha k Maine usey khoya jis ne kabhi mujhe nahi chaha.. .
Friends in Life
You have three types of Friends in life:
Muje Late Ho Raha Hai
He: Hi, How are you?
5 Star Hotel
PAPPU Found Rs. 100/-
Ready made Teeth
2010 - kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai??2013 - kya aapke toothpaste mein namak or nimbu hai??2016 - kya aapke toothpaste mein namak, nimbu or chatmasala hai???.2020Colgate Dal fry special,Colgate
Train Ke Dibbe
He: Uncle kaise hai aap?
New Temple
Girl: What can u do for me..? Boy: Everything, . . . Girl: Can u leave your parents for me..? . . . Boy: Sorry dear,
Aaj Test Nahi Loge Kya
Sabse Zyada Gussa Kab Aata Hai..??? . . Jab Aapka Teacher Bole:
Honhar Student
EK STUDENT KI KAHANI :- . . Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rhi, . Aur nind mujhe apni taraf khichti rhi, . Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya, . . Aur kal raat fir ek honhar studnt bina padhe so
Pappu and A Sales Man
Pappu: Shirt ke liye Ek acha kapda dikhaiye..!! . . Sales man: Plain main dikhau.???? . . Pappu: Nahin helicopter main dikha, bandar ki aulad? Yahin pai dikha!!
Two Meanings of Fear
FEAR has two meanings :F - ForgetE - EverythingA - AndR - RunOR ...F - FaceE - EverythingA - AndR - RiseThe Choice is YOURS ... !!!
At the Time of Exam
Exam ke time…Madam Pappu se: Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diyaMadam: Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho?Pappu fir chup rahaMadam ne fir puchha: kya hua Roll No. bhul
Ghor Kalyug
Ghor Kalyug-Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai..Girl: Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya??Boy: Nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu,Girl: "To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time
Lambi Line
Ek Clinic k paas Lambi line lagi thi...Ek Aadmi baar baar line me ghusta,Par log usey dhakke maar maar kar peeche kar dete.Aadmi : "Abe, Mujhey Clinic Kholney to do...!!
Ladai hone wali hai
Santa juice wale se:Jaldi se juice de, ladai hone wali hai....ek glass pine ke baad....ek glass aur de ladai hone wali hai......woh bhi pene ke baad......ek glass aur de jaldi, ladai hone wali
Ticket Checker and Santa
Ticket Checker - Ticket dikhao,Santa - Aa lo ji.Ticket Checker - Ye to purani ticket hai.Santa - toh train kaunsi tere baap ne aaj hi showroom se nikalwai hai.....!!!
koi Hint to do
Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to woh murgi bhi tumari.Rabri: Laloo