You Have No Brain

Posted on 27th Feb 2015 06:25 pm by mohit kumar

Teacher: Can you see God?

Class: No

Teacher: Can you touch God?

Class: No

Teacher: Then there is no God!

(few minutes later)

Pappu: Sir, can you see your brain?

Teacher: No

Pappu: Can you touch your brain?

Teacher: No

Papu: Oho ok, So you have no brain...

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