New Temple

Posted on 3rd Feb 2015 04:58 pm by mohit kumar

Girl: What can u do for me..?

Boy: Everything,
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Girl: Can u leave your parents for me..?
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Boy: Sorry dear,

I cant leave my old God for a new Temple....

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