Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
I'll sleep on it," said Jimmy.
Six months later the doctor met Jimmy on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for $10."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!
ladki- shadi kar le mujhse
लड़का : शादी कर ले मुझसेलड़की : क्यूँलड़का : मेरे पापा बहुत बड़े आदमी हैंशादी के
When My Recharge Is Over
Na Hasne Wali Ladki
Main Dubai ja Raha Hun
Husband: Main Dubai ja raha hunWife: Mere liye jewellery lanaHusband: Paris ja raha hunWife: Mere liye cosmetics lanaHusband: London ja raha hunWife: Perfumes leke aanaHusband: Narak mein ja raha
Girlfriend Ke Saamne Insult
Me- Meet My GF..
Female Bashing
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?A: Because a woman who can't even afford a
Fashion To karna Hai
Yaha To party Chal Rahi Hai
Yaha To party Chal Rahi Hai
When I Open A Book
When I Open A Book...
Harry and Charlie
