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Main Dubai ja Raha Hun

Posted on 30th Jan 2015 04:31 pm by mohit kumar

Husband: Main Dubai ja raha hun
Wife: Mere liye jewellery lana

Husband: Paris ja raha hun
Wife: Mere liye cosmetics lana

Husband: London ja raha hun
Wife: Perfumes leke aana

Husband: Narak mein ja raha hun
Wife: Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai,
bas tum apna khyal rakhna..!!

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