Aisi Jaan!

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Sir: ‘bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.’
Bachche: ‘nahi khaenge sir.’
Sir: ‘kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.’
Bachche: ‘alright sir!’ Sir: ‘jua nahi kheloge.’
Bachche: ‘ok! sir.’
Sir: ‘desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.’
Bachche: ‘de denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!

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